Warning: Contains the following full spoilers for Episode 4 of House of the Dragon, which aired September 11 on HBO. To refresh your memory, read our review of Episode from last week.
No one is happy with what they have in House Of The Dragon this week. A parade of royal malcontents complain about their lot in life with relatively little reason. There’s no torture, no murder, just a pair of boots in the kidney – and on a Westerosi scale that hardly registers as violence. That is The crown with dragons. Well, anyway, a dragon that flies by in an opening scene to remind us that the show is on a budget before flying off and leaving people talking in rooms for the rest of the runtime. See, they had to recover from spending on stunts and visual effects for that fight scene last week. It’s time to get back into politics for another episode and start worrying about women’s private parts.
This is no joke: We’re getting back to women and reproduction – this time specifically with Rhaenyra (Milly Alcock) as Alicent (Emily Carey) takes a break between pregnancies. The episode begins with the heiress on tour while the nobles of the realm, too young and too old, plead their case to marry her. Rhaenyra struggles to maintain a certain level of decency while listening to her suits give a bachelorette without roses. She’s subconsciously stroking the necklace Uncle Daemon (Matt Smith) gave her, and it doesn’t take much to know who she’s set as the standard by which to measure those dodderers and whippersnappers.