The Out-of-Touch Adult’s Guide to Child Culture: What the Heck is “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared?”

It’s really hard understand what younger people like these days, because the relentless algorithms that shape our culture have divided us all into smaller and smaller, more isolated groups. But on the plus side, that same alienation can provide entertainment that previous generations could never have imagined. As Don’t hug me, I’m scaredand TikTok videos about dental treatments.

Viral Videos of the Week: Don’t hug me, I’m scared returns

This month the second season of Don’t hug me, I’m scared was released in the U.K. It started out on the internet with a series of bizarre shorts that racked up millions of YouTube views, but the new season is in the form of full, half-hour episodes that blend the bright colors and upbeat songs of the children’s program with absurdist humor, surreal horror, and sharp commentary on postsmodern epistemology (really). It’s not like anything you’ve ever seen, I promise.

The show was not officially released in the US.Sbut so far nobody seems to be bothered by the many cracks Fans put up YouTube. episode onein which Red Type, Yellow Type, and Duck are introduced to killing souls concept of having a job that has been viewed over a million times on one Youtube channel alone. If I were you I would check it out now before it gets pulled or gets so popular that you don’t think it’s cool to find it early anymore.

Legs fall into metas horizon worlds

at his Meta Connect Conference This week, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg showed off the next Quest VR headset, but he also made a more important announcement, an announcement that will surely turn everything around for the company’s widely ignored VR chat thing horizon worlds: They add legs!

horizon worlds‘ official account breathlessly tweeted: “Legs are coming soon! Are you excited?”

I can hardly contain myself, Mark!

If you don’t have a VR headset and still want to experience legs (and the rest of it weird horizons thing nobody even the people who make itinterested or understands)a version of The Nightmare platform is coming to PC and mobile soon. So check it out. Or not. I’m sure with horizon worlds will soon become mandatory.

Nintendo fans react to this The Super Mario Bros. Movie follower

Nintendo dropped that last week first trailer for That Super Mario Bros. Movie. It looks pretty OK to me I think, but “pretty OK I think” it definitely is Not the reaction of loyal Nintendo fans. They’re nothing but passionate, and they are Not into this movie.

The main point of contention is the casting of Chris Pratt as the voice of Mario. I think Pratt seems to have done it an acceptable one work, though I did think for a moment“Waiting, is not Mario should have an offensive accent?” while watching the trailer. Then I forgot all about it. Nintendo fans do not forget. As you might expect, there’s plenty online dragging nintendo continues, a lot of “you ruined my childhood” drama. SSome fans light candles instead of cursing the darkness. Someone reportedly reworked the trailer Using an AI voice to play Mario. Someone else did that funny sketch about the casting of the film. Nintendo, I’m pretty sure, is aware of fans’ displeasure with Pratt, but sees them as a vocal minority.

Another, more serious problem with the trailer is Mario’s ass. It’s smaller in the movie than in the game. Every player knows that Mario’s dump truck is an integral part of his character – it helps him jump on turtles with more power! I’m sure the film company is trying to avoid an NC-17 rating by minimizing Mario’s luscious badonka, but I won’t let them. I need to know where to sign a petition, which senator to write to, and where to get a torch and pitchfork.

The Time Travelers from TikTok

Eno Alaric is a time traveler from the year 2671 and has some news for all of us who live in the present, news that he wants to post on TikTok for some reason: Big changes are coming. Becoming a celebrity in the next six months reveal that they faked their deaths! Alaric also gave us five dates when catastrophic events will definitely occur in the near future:

• December 19, 2022: Space X will launch its first orbital defense satellite.
• January 14, 2023: A strange light emanates from the moon that is “causing strange happenings around the world.”
• February 8, 2023: A new drug is introduced that extends human lifespans.
• March 2, 2023: the north and south poles reverse, which “brings the continents back together.”
• May 25, 2023: A natural disaster disrupts the US political system.

Alaric is in the Time Traveler Contest Brecken Smithwho lives in the year 2714 has over a million followers, makes suspiciously similar videosand seems to I like riding dirt bikes-in which future.

There are also @time travelwhich does not reveal where they will live in the future, but who Videos are viewed tens of millions of times. And there is @realtiktoktimetraveler, who makes similar videos and predicts…You know what? There is a ton from time travelers on TikTok, and every one of them is really from the future and every prediction they make definitely will come true.

Tooth Scaling takes over TikTok

TikTok always will very in videos of tooth scaling if this is the case #scale has more than two billion views is an indication. To many it seems cloose shots of people scratching tartar from their chopper hits the Point between rough and satisfying. PPlus, you’re feeling better because you’re not flossing enough — at least you haven’t let it get that bad this poor juice, To the right? (You didn’t, did you?)

Doctor Gigi Tri Putra is the king of TikTok scaling videos. Over three million people follow his feed, which consists almost entirely of dental videos. He has orthodontics, fill voidsand teeth whiteningbut that’s it sweet sweet scaling that really attracts people. Secure, dr Wei Jian is a dentist with many more followers, but I disagree with the lecturing tone from videos like this and This. Those are my damn teeth, I open bottles with them when I want to.